SHERLOCK HOLMES不是好男友的9個原因(BBC版)

轉：RADIO TIME

1. You’d spend ages making a cosy little love nest only to find blood on the carpet and bullet holes in the wall
你花了半天時間把你們的愛巢整理好，迎接你的卻是地毯上的血跡和牆上的槍痕。

2. If you put on weight he’d noticed straight away…
如果你變胖了，他一眼就能看出來。。

3. He’d always hog the bed clothes…
他永遠獨占床上用品。。

4. Forget romantic lunch dates – you’d get a packet of Quavers and be grateful
別痴心妄想什麼浪漫午餐約會了---你得到的只能是一包速食餅干，還要對此心懷感激

5. Forget trying to surprise him with a birthday present, he wouldn’t need to unwrap it to know what it is…
不要試著給他生日禮物讓他驚喜，他不拆包裝就知道裡面是什麼。。

6. Forget sexting, everything you said would be “Wrong!”
別想著短信調情，你說的一切都是“錯的”！

7. Forget trying to impress him with sexy clothes and make-up...
別想著用性感的衣服和妝容取悅他。。

8. You’d be waiting for those three little words… but they might not be the ones you were hoping for…
你可能很期待那浪漫的三個字。。。。不過你聽到的那個詞可能和你心裡想的不太一樣。。

9. However hard you tried, Sherlock would only have eyes for one person…
最重要的是，不論你怎樣努力，夏洛克的眼裡都永遠只有那一個人。。

（原文：百度神探夏洛克貼吧:夏洛克不是好男友的9個原因 ）